Funny But Silly Reasons Why people don't go to church on Sundays

Almost everything is in the dwindling state. Funny enough even the ways people serve
God. Here are the funny reasons people will give you that made them not to attend
church today or some other Sundays;
1. Is that they had slight headache so didnt make it to church, but if it was to go to
viewing centre and watch that football match, you won't hear a thing like that, even
with the slight headache you will still hear them screaming goal....when Messi scores.

2. NEPA just took the light as I was about to iron and I cannot wear rumpled cloth to
church. What where you doing since that you did not iron your clothe before that period
of going to church.

3. They will tell you they didn't go because going to church will not take them to heaven.
Imagine a sailor telling you that he will not sail.

4. They just don't feel like going, that they were not led by the spirit to go

5. That they have visitors coming to see them

6. That they went for party last night and are very tired this morning as result of all night
rocking.

7. That they have serous exam the next day that the are preparing for.

8. That going to church no longer give them Joy, because of the way their pastor preaches.

9. They overslept and when they woke up from sleep, time for service has passed.

10. All their clothe are dirty and can't find what to wear

Please make us time with Jesus today!!!